Deep in the suburban jungles of the midwest area of America, lies a beast so foul, so fearsome, so terrifying, few have survived an encounter with this treacherous demon swine. Allow me to start at the most logical place.
The beginning.
The story of the fabled pig squealer begins in its abomination of a birthplace, for the stories sake we'll name the town, Happyvale.
Now Happyvale, as its name suggests, was full of many happy citizens. Once per year, there is a wonderful festival involving conveyer belting delicious meats down the gullets of every man, woman, and child in the town. Everyone is involved, and it is encouraged to hang delicio